Ezio brings all the bitches to the yard.
The scariest thing about vampires is that they can convert you — Timur Bekmambetov (via abrahamlincolnvampirehunter)
Someing i did in photoshop.
Lincoln got him a woman! Me and actress Baby Norman in “Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies.” May 29 release from The Asylum. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2246549/
Abraham Lincoln: The Vampire Hunter !!!!
Here’s what you do. Read your dialogue outloud. If it sounds like an android is speaking, fucking contract it! —
Writer of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, and screen writer of Dark Shadows in my class just now.
I love this man…
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is stupid! — (via amoureuxdelavie)