Ezio brings all the bitches to the yard.
(Source: themasterassassins)
“The scariest thing about vampires is that they can convert you” — Timur Bekmambetov (via abrahamlincolnvampirehunter)
(Source: abrahamlincolnvampirehunter)
Someing i did in photoshop.
Lincoln got him a woman! Me and actress Baby Norman in “Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies.” May 29 release from The Asylum. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2246549/
Abraham Lincoln: The Vampire Hunter !!!!
“Here’s what you do. Read your dialogue outloud. If it sounds like an android is speaking, fucking contract it!” —
Seth Grahame-Smith
Writer of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, and screen writer of Dark Shadows in my class just now.
(via parttimehomo)
I love this man…
“Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is stupid!”
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(via amoureuxdelavie)
(Source: whattomwants)
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