Ezio brings all the bitches to the yard.
The scariest thing about vampires is that they can convert you
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Lincoln got him a woman! Me and actress Baby Norman in “Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies.” May 29 release from The Asylum. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2246549/
Here’s what you do. Read your dialogue outloud. If it sounds like an android is speaking, fucking contract it!
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Seth Grahame-Smith Writer of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, and screen writer of Dark Shadows in my class just now. (via parttimehomo) |
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